crush him .. or ur crush ?

assalamualaikum

hallow hallow gud morning adik kakak sekian alaaaaaam ( aku tulis tok time mlm ) .. kmk cyg ktk kak lehortderrhh !!

tba2 .. so today's entry is all about crush ! request from my lalink .. u know who u r .. im planning in making dis entry a draft b4 i actually post it but if somehow i accident-ly post it today dats mean its an accident .. erk .. get it ? or maybe i just wanna post it .. ok !

my lalink .. welcome2 to gatal club .. yeay2 ! new member ! dats make it .. 2 now .. yeay ! haha .. no such thing as gatal club ok i just made it up .. or maybe there will if u like the idea of it .. but im still the president cos u get d idea from me .. ada fhm ?

saya lari dr tajuk ! y dun uguys tell me .. i always like dis tauk .. i wanna write about dis particular idea of mine when im in shower .. oh yes .. i always get inspired when im in shower .. while im shampoo-ing my hair .. sabun2 .. cuci muka n everything .. ting ! come idea .. eyh2 ! lari dr tajuk lagi la

i have to write dis entry very fast now cos later im goin to study calculus .. tedah me .. hate dat subject ..

so so so crush eyh ? in my opinion (aisehmen) having a crush is a normal thing for teenagers like us .. especially young girls .. oh i remember all my crushes when im in secondary school .. but lalink .. we're not in secondary school anymore la ! so here are some tips 4 u

1 . flirting
- there r many ways u can flirt wit boys .. uuuuu .. diff girl will teach u diff technique to flirt wit boys .. the best way is to try it all ..

2 . make sure they(boys) know ure exist
- dis is easy .. say hi to em .. be their friend .. blnja em makan .. help them in their studies .. or ask them to teach u or something .. c .. easy peasy

3 . show em dat ure intrested in em
- there are big different in showing em dat ure intersted and become bitchy girl .. take note .. ask em their fon number .. fb acc .. text em .. chat wit em .. become their shadow but not like freaky stalker girl way ok

4 . show em u care bout em
- dh mkn ka blom .. dh mandi ke blom .. sakit?mkn la ubat .. brapa org adik bradik ..suka mkn apa .. ska kaler apa .. simple question but u have to remember all the information given .. so everytime uguys have a conversation .. u dun have to ask again n he will not get annoyed by answering the same question

5 . demand treated like a girl
- constantly remind them dat u r a girl n demand u shud be treated like one .. sound hard but its not .. if u dun wanna be like a cry baby .. manja2 .. u can simply say dis sentence .. lain la .. ko laki .. aku perempuan .. mna sma .. tadaa .. easy kan

6 . merajuk
- idk wats merajuk in english la .. idk wat its have to do wit dis topic but somehow it always work wit me .. hehe

7 . make him miss u
- dissapear for a while n make sure he can find u .. hehe

8 . raise and soften his ego
- i dun mean  u go to him and challenge his ego .. i mean like if there r a heavy box , ask em to carry it for u n compliment em saying they're very strong or yada yada yada .. if there a complicated task , ask him to help n compliment him saying he's very smart n yada yad yada .. take note .. some boys hate it when u said em cute ..

9 . be urself
- if he dun like the real u then lalek apa ! go find another hot guy dat can accept u just d way u r

10 . enjoy urself
- lalink .. i seyesly dun want u to get hurt by a some guy .. cos i love u so much ! not in a lesbian way .. so enjoy urself flirting wit him .. ur moment wit him .. n dats it .. dun get to serious .. ure just a baby .. n there r more to life then so called love .. cherish ur teen life k .. i always be here for u !

k finish ody .. time to do my revision , eee bha .. me no likey

p/s .. sorry aku tggd kw .. hehe